Attack of the Note Sheep

Creepy Person in Walmart

Some weird guy named Rikki has nothing better to do than to hang out at Walmart.

The Odds

Odds of bowling a 300 game: 11,500 to 1
Odds that a celebrity marriage will last a lifetime: 3 to 1
Odds of being born a twin in North America: 90 to 1
Odds of being on plane with a drunken pilot: 117 to 1
Odds of catching a ball at a major league ballgame: 563 to 1
Odds of becoming a pro athlete: 22,000 to 1
Odds of finding a four-leaf clover on first try: 10,000 to 1
Odds of a person in the military winning the Medal of Honor: 11,000 to 1
Odds of striking it rich on Antiques Roadshow: 60,000 to 1
Odds of becoming president: 10,000,000 to 1
Odds of winning the California lottery: 13,000,000 to 1
Odds of a meteor landing on your house: 182,138,880,000,000 to 1
Odds of dying from a car accident: 1 in 18,585
Odds of dying in an airplane accident: 1 in 354,319
Odds of dying in a terrorist attack while visiting a foreign country: 1 in 650,000
Odds of dying from being bitten by a dog: 1 in 700,000
Odds of getting a hole in one: 5,000 to 1
Odds of injury from using a chain saw: 4,464 to 1
Odds of injury from mowing the lawn: 3,623 to 1
Odds of drowning in a bathtub: 685,000 to 1
Odds of being killed sometime in the next year in any sort of transportation accident: 77 to 1
Odds of being killed in any sort of non-transportation accident: 69 to 1
Odds of being struck by lightning: 576,000 to 1
Odds of being killed by lightning: 2,320,000 to 1
Odds of being murdered: 18,000 to 1
Odds of getting away with murder: 2 to 1
Odds of getting canonized: 20,000,000 to 1
Odds of being an astronaut: 13,200,000 to 1
Odds of Winning an Olympic medal: 662,000 to 1

Free Laundry

Is that a guy with boobs?

Did You Know?

3D Street Drawings

Drawn by Julian Beever

Paul Newman

Newman Honored For Efforts in Salad Dressing
How one man can contribute so much to the world of salad is remarkable.

Slow Motion Bullet Impacts

Office Chair Jumping

This is what happens when people run out of work in the office...

Turtle Attack

Turtles aren't as friendly as they seem...

Armonica and the Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy

Presenting the armonica (and some weird guy playing it).

Dice Stacking

The sport of champs...

Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?

In The Know: Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?

Real Or Not?

There is something off about this video.

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The show who wants to be a millionaire in french:
If you don't know French, choice A is "the moon," choice B is "the sun," choice C is "Mars," and choice D is "Venus." The question is "Which one revolves around the Earth?"

THE SOLAR SYSTEM IS HELIOCENTRIC!

Theramin

A weird instrument.

Eres para mi Julieta Venegas

A peculiar Spanish rap. (note the octopus in the backround)

Good Idea, Bad Idea

[22 October 1996]

The complete list of Good Idea / Bad Idea
from Steven Spielberg Presents Animaniacs

# 1 (Show 17)
GI: Playing the piccolo in a marching band.
BI: Playing the piano in a marching band.

# 2 (Show 17)
GI: Feeding stray kittens in the park.
BI: Feeding stray kittens in the park to a bear.

# 3 (Show 24)
GI: Stopping to smell the roses.
BI: Stopping to feel the roses.

# 4 (Show 28)
GI: Taking a deep breath before jumping into a swimming pool.
BI: Taking a deep breath after jumping into a swimming pool.

# 5 (Show 28)
GI: Going alpine skiing in the winter.
BI: Going alpine skiing in the summer.

# 6 (Show 28)
GI: Kissing a loved one.
BI: Kissing a total stranger.

# 7 (Show 28)
GI: Doing your own yard work.
BI: Doing your own dental work.

# 8 (Show 30)
GI: Dressing up for Halloween as a pirate.
BI: Dressing up for Halloween as a pin~ata.

# 9 (Show 39)
GI: Cleaning up litter.
BI: Cleaning up kitty litter.

#10 (Show 39)
GI: Playing the accordion at a polka festival.
BI: Playing the accordion anywhere else.

#11 (Show 41)
GI: Having breakfast served to you in bed.
BI: Having tennis balls served to you in bed.

#12 (Show 41)
GI: Whistling while you work.
BI: Whistling while you eat.

#13 (Show 48)
GI: Drinking fresh milk from the carton.
BI: Drinking fresh milk from the cow.

#14 (Show 50)
GI: Singing Christmas carols to your neighbors.
BI: Singing Christmas carols to your neighbors on the Fourth of July.

#15 (Show 50)
GI: Finding Easter eggs on Easter morning.
BI: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas morning.

#16 (Show 57)
GI: Visiting the circus.
BI: Having the circus visit you.

#17 (Show 62)
GI: Going trick-or-treating on Halloween.
BI: Going trick-or-treating on St Patrick's Day.

#18 (Show 67)
GI: Giving a small child a balloon.
BI: Giving a small child a bunch of balloons.

#19 (Show 67)
GI: Taking up a new hobby like bird calling.
BI: Taking up a new hobby like buffalo calling.

#20 (Show 67)
GI: Ordering a chili dog to go.
BI: Ordering a chili dog that makes you go.

#21 (Show 67)
GI: Visiting picturesque McLean, Virginia.
BI: Visiting picturesque McLean Stevenson.

#22 (Show 69)
GI: Tossing a penny into a fountain to make a wish.
BI: Tossing your cousin Penny into a fountain to make a wish.

#23 (Show 69)
GI: Giving your dog a bath.
BI: Having your dog dry-cleaned.

#24 (Show 69)
GI: Playing horsey with little sister.
BI: Playing horsey with your aunt Bertha.

#25 (Show 69)
GI: Throwing a surprise party for your father.
BI: Throwing a surprise party for your grandfather.

#26 (Show 69)
GI: Playing cops'n'robbers in the park.
BI: Playing cops'n'robbers in the bank.

#27 (Show 69)
GI: Playing catch with your grandfather.
BI: Playing catch >with< your grandfather.

#28 (Show 69)
GI: Playing the scales on a piano.
BI: Playing the scales on a fish.

#29 (Show 73)
GI: Buying a pair of shoes on sale.
BI: Buying a parachute on sale.

#30 (Show 73)
GI: Climbing a mountain.
BI: Climbing a mountain lion.

70 Percent of All Praise

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Phobias

accidents- dystychiphobia
ageing- gerascophobia
bound (being) or tied up- merinthophobia
chickens- alektorophobia
clowns- coulrophobia
falling man made satellites- keraunothnetophobia
fear of leaving home- agoraphobia
Friday the 13th- paraskavedekatriaphobia
knowledge- epistemophobia
magic- rhabdophobia
nudity- gymnophobia
peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth- arachibutyrophobia
pope- papaphobia
Fear of persons with amputations-Apotemnophobia
Fear of flutes-Aulophobia
Fear of painful bowels movements-Defecaloesiophobia
Fear of objects at the right side of the body-Dextrophobia
Fear of chins-Geniophobia
Fear of the number 666-Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
Fear of long words-Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Fear or aversion to mushrooms-Mycophobia
Fear of the figure 8-Octophobia
Fear of being tickled by feathers-Pteronophobia
Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand)-Rhabdophobia
Fear of writing in public-Scriptophobia
Fear of GUYs-GuppopotomonstrosesquippeGUYophobia (JK Dudes ;-p)