Skin Condition

The affliction that this poor hedgehog lives with is abisolutely tewwible!!



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Poor Old Man

If you are ever on a jury, beware of Juror Number 9.


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Furniture in Illinois

Perhaps this isn't the best marketing angle...

Lots of Talent...But Too Much Free TIme

I'd much rather have made these in Home&Careers rather than a smiley face or stupid alligator whose head never stayed attached.



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What Are They Teaching Our Children!?

Even by third grade this child knows what they want.



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A Diggnation Fan Doing the Ostrich

Hey Guys,

I was watching Diggnation, and the picture e-mail chosen this week was of some guy at a conference, he's wearing a Diggnation shirt--but he's also inadvertently doing the Ostrich.



Hoping you are well,

F-Cat

Mark Prasad's New Summer Home

A-Fox being able to speak French much better than I, came up with a shortened and condensed parody of a fairly recent disney movie. Lets go Disney World Paris!!



Mark Prasad’s Nouveau Cannelure

C'était l'année 2027. Mark Prasad était le roi de la France. Cela que le roi a voulu le roi a obtenu. Il allait construire son maison d'été sur la région nouvellement achetée de la France, l’Île de l'Homme (Isle of Man). Il allait créer Prasadatopia. Tony Brown, président de l'Île de l'Homme, a rendu visite à son nouveau roi pour le persuader de ne pas créer le Prasadatopia sur Île de l'Homme mais il a été bani du château.
Le conseiller militaire de Mark, Lenny Ingersol, a voulu être roi. Il n'était pas gentil. Il donne son ami, Tanguy O'Hoolihan, une bouteille de poison pour détruire Mark mais il le transforme en autruche. Lenny Ingersol a envoyé l'autruche (Mark Prasad) à l’Île de l'Homme. Lenny est devenu le nouveau roi. Il est un mauvais roi. Il a punises citoyens.
Sur l'Île de l'Homme, Mark a trouvé Tony Brown et lui a demandé l'aide. Tony a indiqué qu'il aiderait Mark si Mark ne transformait pas l’Île de l'Homme en Prasadatopia. Ils sont allés au château. Tony Brown a combattu Lenny Ingersol tandis que Mark buvait la boisson magique de Lenny qui la tournent encore dans l'humain. Mark a jeté Tanguy hors de la fenêtre et a arrêté Lenny et Tony. Mark est devenu roi encore et Lenny et Tony sont allé au prison.

Fini


For those of you who suck at French, like me (let's have a Woot! Woot! for Spanish) here is an English translation.


Mark Prasad was the president of France. Through a series of corrupt governmental actions he turned france back into a kingship. Now whatever he wanted he got. He always got his way, he was going to build his summer home on the newly purchased part of France, the Isle of Man. Tony Brown, of the Isle of Man approached his new king to persuade him not to build his summer home of Prasadatopia on the Isle of Man but he was dismissed. Mark's military adviser, Lenny Ingersol, was always secretly after marks power. He gives his henchman, Tanguy O'Hoolihan, a vial that is supposed to kill him but instead turns him into a turtle. Looking to dispose of the turtle he nocks it out and ships him to the Isle of Man. Lenny Ingersol Claims rule and is a tyrant. A week into his rule he finds out that Mark is a turtle and still alive. He sends Tanguy after him. Meanwhile Mark found Tony Brown and asked him for help. He said he would help Mark if Mark didn't turn the Isle of Man into Prasadatopia. He agrees and they go back to the castle after weeks of travel. Tanguy warns Lenny of their plans. Tony Brown fights Lenny Ingersol while Mark drinks a potion to turn him back into a human. Mark throws Tanguy out the window and gets both Lenny and Tony arrested.


The End



$5 for the person, not affiliated with the blog who tells me what movie this is parodying.


Hoping thee be well,

F-Cat

The Real Eleanor Rigby

All the lonely people, where do they all come from? The old City Hospital in Park Hill, Liverpool as it turns out.

Click HERE

- S-Cargo

The Millerites were wrong about one thing...

So, while I recognize the right of the people to believe anything they want in terms of religion, I feel these people were just a tad off in their predictions, and I feel there is a large possibility that Mr. William Miller was tripping on acid.




This well put statement was provided by the textbook entitled _The Enduring Vision_ by Boyer, Clark, Salisbury, Woloch, Kett and Sitkoff.

Hoping you are well,
F-Cat

Dr. Batman

Barney Looked So Cute (Looks can be deceiving.)

Every one likes to pet a nice dog. Especially the lame-duck's dog. Unfortunatley, Barney was not in the petting mood and told the reporter just exactly where he could stick his pats.

I hope Barney has come to terms with whatever was bothering him...



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Ostrich Blog: Spanish

Ever wonder what the Ostrich Blog would be like if we were located in a spanish speaking country?:

Click HERE

The Ukulele God

While My Guitar Gently Weeps

New Presidential Candidate

Click HERE to see the new unknown candidate team

Halo Economy Problems

Everyone is affected by economic problems

B-Tell

Ostrich Blog Band Spotlight

The Ostrich Blog Band of the month is Tragically Hick.

On guitar and vocals, Gord Armstrong. On dobro and vocals, Jack Loree. On mandolin and vocals, Lorne Foster. On bass and vocals, Bill Figeczki.

Tragically Hick is described as an entertaining four piece acoustic group from the Calgary area. Their repertoire includes bluegrass, country & swing arrangements based on tight vocal harmonies and tasteful instrumentals. Be prepared to hear your favourite old tune - complete with harmonies stacked “bluegrass style” followed by a rousing instrumental “fiddle” tune.


Click HERE to go to the Tragically Hick fan page where you can look up information about the band and its members, see photos and more.

Click HERE to listen to samples of their music.

Is this logical...?

F-Cat

Water Balloon Pop in Slow Motion

Liquid Nitrogen and the Punctured Ping Pong Ball

Do you need training...?

I have to ask. Do any of our readers need training in this department? One need only apply. Blu-J will be glad to assist you.



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