Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
Stupid Tidbit
Random Stupid Tidbit #3
A bird can drown in a hurricane because it cannot protect its upward facing nostrils.
A bird can drown in a hurricane because it cannot protect its upward facing nostrils.
João Gentil Accordian
Here we see the musical stylings of João Gentil on the accordian, a wonderful instrument if I do say so myself!
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Patogura Suichi
To add to our series of random stuff heres some cool machines from the Japanese!
Update #1
I researched a bit and found the actual show its funky!
Update #2
Update #3 (The final and weirdest of the updates)
Update #1
I researched a bit and found the actual show its funky!
Update #2
Update #3 (The final and weirdest of the updates)
O Canada
I've always thought that O Canada was a weird song. Anyway, here are the lyrics and music.
Lyrics: O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee
Français:
Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Music: http://www.singforcanada.ca/o_canada.mp3
Lyrics: O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee
Français:
Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Music: http://www.singforcanada.ca/o_canada.mp3
Stupid Tidbit
Random Stupid Tidbit #1
If you buy a season ticket at the new Mets Ballpark (opening 2009), first you must buy your seat, and then you must buy a ticket.
Yet another way to squeeze money out of people. The first club to do this was sued by a ticket holder and the suit was thrown out.
If you buy a season ticket at the new Mets Ballpark (opening 2009), first you must buy your seat, and then you must buy a ticket.
Yet another way to squeeze money out of people. The first club to do this was sued by a ticket holder and the suit was thrown out.
Fat Clown With No Friends
We found this picture a few years ago on the internet. We thought it was funny. We call him the "Fat Clown With No Friends." (Self explanitory)
The Ostrich
Seeing as this is our first post, we should explain the title of this blog. This blog has NOTHING to do with the bird. The Ostrich is the name of a funky face. Below are the directions for making the face.
DIRECTIONS
1. Close your mouth.
2. Drop your chin down as far as possible while still keeping your mouth closed.
3. Raise your eyebrows as high as you can.
4. If possible, flare your nostrils.
5. Extend your face/head as far forward as you can.
TIPS
1. The Ostrich is fun to do on the highway or on the road and see the people's reactions.
2. Keep practicing (practice makes perfect).
3. Timing is everything
4. Slightly tilt your head to the right for added effect.
WARNINGS
1. Know when people have had enough. Some dudes don't like it when you get all up in their grillz.
2. Keep your distance when Ostriching strangers.
3. Don't get too close to the ostrichee or you might get pushed or fall forward.
4. It's just a myth, but it is said that if you Ostrich too much your face might get stuck like that.
*Disclaimer: The publishers of this blog are not responsible for any ostrich related negative happenings. Ostrich at your own risk.
DIRECTIONS
1. Close your mouth.
2. Drop your chin down as far as possible while still keeping your mouth closed.
3. Raise your eyebrows as high as you can.
4. If possible, flare your nostrils.
5. Extend your face/head as far forward as you can.
TIPS
1. The Ostrich is fun to do on the highway or on the road and see the people's reactions.
2. Keep practicing (practice makes perfect).
3. Timing is everything
4. Slightly tilt your head to the right for added effect.
WARNINGS
1. Know when people have had enough. Some dudes don't like it when you get all up in their grillz.
2. Keep your distance when Ostriching strangers.
3. Don't get too close to the ostrichee or you might get pushed or fall forward.
4. It's just a myth, but it is said that if you Ostrich too much your face might get stuck like that.
*Disclaimer: The publishers of this blog are not responsible for any ostrich related negative happenings. Ostrich at your own risk.
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