The Ostrich Blog: Don't Drink Ketchup

Monday, August 11, 2008

Don't Drink Ketchup

If you drink too much ketchup you will shrink into an odd old man with a tomato for a head (wearing a top hat, suit, and monocle) scaling empty cans of marinara sauce for a drop. You heard it here first:

- B-Tell

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2.We'd like to give a shout-out to our main man GUY! You know who you are.
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