The Speeding Monkey

a possible way to avoid traffic trouble???

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Yours Truly
B-Tell

The pic says it all...

F-Cat

Anti-Stab knife

Today I was reading an old issue of the Bangkok Post Guru magazine. It talked of an anti-stab knife developed in the UK, which would work fine for chopping carrots and such, but has a rounded point and is designed to snag on clothing, making it rather difficult to stab someone. My question is, wouldn’t someone know if they're gonna stab someone that this knife isn't the best for the job? It probably says in big bold letters "Anti-stab" right on the packaging. No would be stabber would be stupid enough to buy it.

On another, different note, I went to see Harry Potter 6 in BKK today. It was OK, and there was a tribute to the king before the previews played.

F-Cat

In Need of Human Company

Now I like a new operating system as much as the next person. And I'm rather excited for the Google Chrome OS, but perhaps Mr. Buchanan here is a bit too excited, this is what he wrote on Gizmodo.com

"Google. Chrome. OS. Just reading that makes my pants tingle"

Maybe he should visit a therapist.


F-Cat

Who Needs a Lake?

I wonder what this man was hoping to find, and what he was going to do with his catch. What exactly is he doing that's illegal?




F-Cat

Why Windows 7 Came Out So Fast

"I wasn't sure exactly why everyone was so angry at Windows Vista until I actually tried to use it for an actual, real-world reason. This god dang thing sucks, y'all. It's like somebody just took a good-lookin' car that ran good and there was nothing wrong with it, and they came in and screwed a bunch of fancy-looking crap to it and redid the wiring so none of the gauges or lights work. They put some fancy, spinny rims on it but crap gets stuck in them and the tires go flat all the time. And then it assumes you're an idiot so it constantly ask you things like "are you sure you want to change the radio station?" Oh look, the cupholder just broke off because the radio is too shiny."
- Jeffrey Rowland

Week 1

So its been about a week. I'm safely in Kanchanaburi. I've been to the Bridge over the River Kwae, and the memorial next to it. It was quite interesting.I also went to a statue of the King Narai the Great, the king of Thailand 400 years ago. The king was mounted on an elephant, and around the area, there were many statues of chickens in various sizes. There was also a pagoda from the time period. I am having a great time here and I'm very happy.

On a completely separate note, I was video-chatting with A-Fox on oovoo, and this banner ad appeared on the bottom of the screen:



Hoping all is well,

F-Cat

F-Cat's Thai Escapades

This is the first in a series that will be continually updated through March 2010. I have decided to spend a year in Thailand, and I will be frequently reporting back about my time there. I am currently on a layover at Tokyo/Narita airport waiting for my connection to Bangkok. The Japanese ministry of health boarded all planes from the US to make sure noone had Swine Flu.

Updates to come.

F-Cat

Is There Something Wrong Here?

Something tells me he really didn’t mind doing his friend the favor.


F-Cat

Skin Condition

The affliction that this poor hedgehog lives with is abisolutely tewwible!!



F-Cat

Poor Old Man

If you are ever on a jury, beware of Juror Number 9.


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F-Cat

Furniture in Illinois

Perhaps this isn't the best marketing angle...

Lots of Talent...But Too Much Free TIme

I'd much rather have made these in Home&Careers rather than a smiley face or stupid alligator whose head never stayed attached.



F-Cat

What Are They Teaching Our Children!?

Even by third grade this child knows what they want.



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A Diggnation Fan Doing the Ostrich

Hey Guys,

I was watching Diggnation, and the picture e-mail chosen this week was of some guy at a conference, he's wearing a Diggnation shirt--but he's also inadvertently doing the Ostrich.



Hoping you are well,

F-Cat

Mark Prasad's New Summer Home

A-Fox being able to speak French much better than I, came up with a shortened and condensed parody of a fairly recent disney movie. Lets go Disney World Paris!!



Mark Prasad’s Nouveau Cannelure

C'était l'année 2027. Mark Prasad était le roi de la France. Cela que le roi a voulu le roi a obtenu. Il allait construire son maison d'été sur la région nouvellement achetée de la France, l’Île de l'Homme (Isle of Man). Il allait créer Prasadatopia. Tony Brown, président de l'Île de l'Homme, a rendu visite à son nouveau roi pour le persuader de ne pas créer le Prasadatopia sur Île de l'Homme mais il a été bani du château.
Le conseiller militaire de Mark, Lenny Ingersol, a voulu être roi. Il n'était pas gentil. Il donne son ami, Tanguy O'Hoolihan, une bouteille de poison pour détruire Mark mais il le transforme en autruche. Lenny Ingersol a envoyé l'autruche (Mark Prasad) à l’Île de l'Homme. Lenny est devenu le nouveau roi. Il est un mauvais roi. Il a punises citoyens.
Sur l'Île de l'Homme, Mark a trouvé Tony Brown et lui a demandé l'aide. Tony a indiqué qu'il aiderait Mark si Mark ne transformait pas l’Île de l'Homme en Prasadatopia. Ils sont allés au château. Tony Brown a combattu Lenny Ingersol tandis que Mark buvait la boisson magique de Lenny qui la tournent encore dans l'humain. Mark a jeté Tanguy hors de la fenêtre et a arrêté Lenny et Tony. Mark est devenu roi encore et Lenny et Tony sont allé au prison.

Fini


For those of you who suck at French, like me (let's have a Woot! Woot! for Spanish) here is an English translation.


Mark Prasad was the president of France. Through a series of corrupt governmental actions he turned france back into a kingship. Now whatever he wanted he got. He always got his way, he was going to build his summer home on the newly purchased part of France, the Isle of Man. Tony Brown, of the Isle of Man approached his new king to persuade him not to build his summer home of Prasadatopia on the Isle of Man but he was dismissed. Mark's military adviser, Lenny Ingersol, was always secretly after marks power. He gives his henchman, Tanguy O'Hoolihan, a vial that is supposed to kill him but instead turns him into a turtle. Looking to dispose of the turtle he nocks it out and ships him to the Isle of Man. Lenny Ingersol Claims rule and is a tyrant. A week into his rule he finds out that Mark is a turtle and still alive. He sends Tanguy after him. Meanwhile Mark found Tony Brown and asked him for help. He said he would help Mark if Mark didn't turn the Isle of Man into Prasadatopia. He agrees and they go back to the castle after weeks of travel. Tanguy warns Lenny of their plans. Tony Brown fights Lenny Ingersol while Mark drinks a potion to turn him back into a human. Mark throws Tanguy out the window and gets both Lenny and Tony arrested.


The End



$5 for the person, not affiliated with the blog who tells me what movie this is parodying.


Hoping thee be well,

F-Cat

The Real Eleanor Rigby

All the lonely people, where do they all come from? The old City Hospital in Park Hill, Liverpool as it turns out.

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- S-Cargo

The Millerites were wrong about one thing...

So, while I recognize the right of the people to believe anything they want in terms of religion, I feel these people were just a tad off in their predictions, and I feel there is a large possibility that Mr. William Miller was tripping on acid.




This well put statement was provided by the textbook entitled _The Enduring Vision_ by Boyer, Clark, Salisbury, Woloch, Kett and Sitkoff.

Hoping you are well,
F-Cat

Dr. Batman

Barney Looked So Cute (Looks can be deceiving.)

Every one likes to pet a nice dog. Especially the lame-duck's dog. Unfortunatley, Barney was not in the petting mood and told the reporter just exactly where he could stick his pats.

I hope Barney has come to terms with whatever was bothering him...



F-Cat