We are counting down the top ten posts of The Ostrich Blog in celebration of our hundreth post.
10. Funky Violinist
9. Pray It Isn't You
8. Idiots Dancing to the Mario Theme Song (Band Alpha)
7. Thats Why He Doesn't Paint People
6. Patogura Suichi
5. Fat Clown With No Friends
....HE HAS NO FRIENDS....
4. Sunday, Bloody Sunday!
3. Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers
2. The Ostrich
Seeing as this is our first post, we should explain the title of this blog. This blog has NOTHING to do with the bird. The Ostrich is the name of a funky face. Below are the directions for making the face.
1. Close your mouth.
2. Drop your chin down as far as possible while still keeping your mouth closed.
3. Raise your eyebrows as high as you can.
4. If possible, flare your nostrils.
5. Extend your face/head as far forward as you can.
1. The Ostrich is fun to do on the highway or on the road and see the people's reactions.
2. Keep practicing (practice makes perfect).
3. Timing is everything
4. Slightly tilt your head to the right for added effect.
1. Know when people have had enough. Some dudes don't like it when you get all up in their grillz.
2. Keep your distance when Ostriching strangers.
3. Don't get too close to the ostrichee or you might get pushed or fall forward.
4. It's just a myth, but it is said that if you Ostrich too much your face might get stuck like that.
*Disclaimer: The publishers of this blog are not responsible for any ostrich related negative happenings. Ostrich at your own risk.
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